And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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