just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
