I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night�
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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