It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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