Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
