This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How naked do you want me to be?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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