who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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