You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
being pregnant is like rehab
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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