What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
we're making bets on your personal life
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
