I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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