Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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