Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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