I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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