He is such a slut. More and more my type.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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