Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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