Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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