So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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