My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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