I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
soo... how was my night?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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