There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
