I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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