i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
