So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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