5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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