So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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