I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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