I think my vagina is haunted
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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