Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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