I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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