She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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