Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
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