so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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