super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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