your parents love me but you hate me
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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