So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm getting married
To pizza
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
