yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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