why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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