i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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