well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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