my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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