No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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