She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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