Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Welp...herpes.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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