If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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