Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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