Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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