I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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