actually, I'm a sock model
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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