I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he shaved USA in his pubs
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
