I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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