if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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