i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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