Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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